You're here because you need some poetry. No ordinary poetry, mind you. Stuff to get the job done.

So, click on this button and I'll launch your email sending machine and you can tell Evan what you've got in mind. Cool? Cool.

By the way, the only reason you're seeing all this noise about Journey12, etc, is because The Poetry Guy is a starving college student with no budget for the real thing, and so this entire enterprise is crammed onto a hidden page in a murky corner of his dad's website. Doesn't matter. Evan is cool.